"I've driven every kinda rig that's ever been madeDriven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed"
Which brought to mind an old, old joke from the way-back, to wit:
This ol' boy picks up a girl for their first date and takes her to a carnival that's in town. They do the usual midway things... ridin' the rdes, eatin' bad food (funnel cake!), and hittin' this booth and that booth. About a half hour into it the ol boy asks his date "What do you wanna do next?"
"I wanna get weighed" she replies.
So it was off to one of those "guess your weight" thingies, where she won a stuffed teddy bear. Rinse, repeat. Every half-hour or so he asks her the same question and gets the same reply... "I wanna get weighed." After about the fourth time this happens the ol' boy decides there's sumthin' seriously amiss here and decides to take her home, along with the armload of stuffed animals they've won.
He drops her off at her house and she goes inside where her mama is waitin' up.
Mom sez "How was your date, Dear?"
She kicks the stuffed animals into the corner and sez "Wowsy."Badda-da-boomp. And now it's back outside into the loverly 75 degree day... where things are most certainly NOT "wowsy."