If a lifetime can be likened to a day, then this is Happy Hour!
All those stories you've heard about Australia... true. Another (among many) reasons to join America's Navy!
Ah... never made it to Oz; one of the few regrets I have about my USAF time. But I mollify that regret when I think of how much BETTER I lived by being in the AF, vs. the Navy. :p
Never made it there either. But can't you see him explaining to Mary that, "it's OK honey, I wasn't wearing it at the time." :)
Just be polite... that's all I ask.