I'm an American... first, foremost, and always. But if I HAD to live somewhere else, it might could be in The Great White Up:
Heh. Yeah, Toronto wouldn't be all THAT bad... except for the fact the Leafs suck. Maybe Vancouver would be more like it... it's warm, they have a great Chinatown (food!!), and the Canucks might could be contenders. About which, Gentle Reader, hockey season is ALMOST upon us. It can't get here soon enough.
(h/t: Kukla's Korner)