Sunday, March 08, 2009

Three Years Ago Today...

...it was Wednesday. And here's what was on my mind (the links still work, and are highly recommended in a fantasy sorta way):

Another Hump Day...

Ah, lottery fantasies. This one is just a week or so late, courtesy of Lileks. Assuming (a) I’d bought a ticket for that big Powerball drawing and (b) assuming I’d won, MY fantasy was (seriously) just a little place in NYC to hang out for a while. A place something like this. The floor plans are not that easy to see, but the interior views and photos of the facilities are pretty good, as are the cityscape views. If you opt for one of the penthouses, you get a free gratis interior design consultation with Armani/Casa. Wanna see what Armani’s interior designers can whip up? Take the virtual tour here. It’s cool, no doubt.

Lileks also has another treat, if you’re so inclined (and there’s a pun there, if you follow the link). What may be the world’s largest Varga Girl, ever. A newspaper photo of a 124-foot long Varga girl serving as an ad for a WW II vintage movie, photographed in April of 1944. So VERY cool. I mean that. The entire “Acme” series is a treat if you’re into vintage newspaper photography. (I consider all these links to be work-safe, but there are tastefully done bare breasts in a couple of thumbnails, so be advised.)

Those Vargas links fired off a few long-dormant synapses in my aged, addled brain. Alberto Vargas was responsible for my earliest introduction to artistic renditions of the female form. Ol’ Alberto’s work was ubiquitous during Big Bang Two, what with simple Esquire pin-ups decorating the most modest of GI living accommodations to elaborate nose art on all sorts of combat aircraft. There were numerous examples of Vargas’ work to be found in my house as a child, but none so dramatic as the Vargas-inspired lithograph that hung above my parents’ bed. I don’t remember if the picture was an original or a copy, nor do I remember if it was an actual Varga Girl…there were many, many artists doing Vargas knock-offs in the ‘50s. At any rate, this large lithograph was probably four-feet square and featured a full-frontal view of a long and lithe blonde standing on a beach, flanked by two Afghan hounds, one on each side. The blonde wore a transparent bikini, and that was it. It was a stunning piece of work, let me tell you, and it was also the first picture that got hung every time we moved, which was often (remember, my father was career USAF: we moved a lot). The other salient fact? My mother hated that picture. But she put up with it. “Father Knows Best,” the 50s, and all that. I think my step-mother still has that picture.

We’re under a wind-advisory all day, until 1800 this evening, and we’ve cooled off a bit…what with the high only going up to 70, at most. Still no rain, but the forecast says there’s a slight possibility.

8 comments:

  1. re "screws my biological clock up, bigtime"

    Wait...you are retired! I thought that meant you didn't have to do much "by the clock"??? Sleep when you are tired, get up when you are ready, eat when you are hungry, etc.

    Although, truthfully, I don't have to BE anywhere by the clock and I hate it also... It's crazy, messing with time... bah, humbug!

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  2. All that is, indeed, true, Ann (the retired bits). But I hate being out of sync with the rest of the world. I still haven't reset my clocks yet, as I want Happy Hour to occur when both my watch AND my instinct tells me it's time. And there WILL be Happy Hour... we only have 20 mph winds today. ;-)

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  3. If you ever get that apartment would you invite me to come by once in a while for a Trippel or two?

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  4. We stayed out late last night and then had to spring forward. I took a big-dog nap today hoping to catch up on my sleep.

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  5. Amy! Good to see you back around in these parts. I thought you'd given up on blogs altogether... And yeah, you can drop in any ol' time when I get that penthouse. Or even here at El Casa Móvil De Pennington, if it ain't too down-market for ya. ;-)

    Lou: I had me a great good nap after Happy Hour today, as well. But it didn't have much to do with the time change, tho. Or even staying up late. ;-)

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  6. Yup. Moving the clocks sucks. I hate it.

    And, Lileks? An absolute gem. One of the funniest (and most astute) guys on the web. I laughed like a loon the first time I read his commentary on some of the many old "treasures" he has on his site. Great wit.

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  7. Your poor mother. ;-)

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  8. Jim sez: And, Lileks? An absolute gem. One of the funniest (and most astute) guys on the web. I laughed like a loon the first time I read his commentary on some of the many old "treasures" he has on his site. Great wit.

    I read somewhere he was named one of the Top Ten Bloggers of 2008 by some news org... Time, maybe. I'm too lazy to google it at this hour, though. ;-)

    Daphne: Mom suffered in silence, as was the case with women in the way-back. ::ducks and runs:: ;-)

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