A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says:
“Well, that's great… just great… Some asshole's got my pen!”
Badda-da-BOOMP!
(Image from The Coloring Spot)
FUNNNYYYY!!!!
ReplyDelete*lol*
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ladies!
ReplyDeleteNow that was some quick thinkin'!!
ReplyDeleteHee hee
ReplyDeleteAn oldie, but a goodie.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite nurse joke...
ReplyDeleteQ: How do you tell which one is the head nurse?
A: She's the one with the dirty knees.