Frequent commenter Barb sends along these late-night quips (two of many)…
"Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton." --Jay Leno
"On Friday night, at the opening ceremonies, all the Olympic athletes marched into the stadium. When the French team saw all those people marching in, they immediately surrendered." --Jay Leno
And occasional reader and long-time friend Ed in
BIG TRAFFIC JAM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon."
Hmmm. I’d give the ENTIRE contents of my gas tank…(just kidding. Really. No, REALLY!)