Monday, February 20, 2006

Letters, We Get Letters...

In the in-box today...

Frequent commenter Barb sends along these late-night quips (two of many)…

"Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton." --Jay Leno

"On Friday night, at the opening ceremonies, all the Olympic athletes marched into the stadium. When the French team saw all those people marching in, they immediately surrendered." --Jay Leno

And occasional reader and long-time friend Ed in Florida sends this:


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."

Hmmm. I’d give the ENTIRE contents of my gas tank…(just kidding. Really. No, REALLY!)

1 comment:

  1. Love the one about the French team. The others are good too.


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