Friday, November 18, 2005

Public Service Announcement

My buddy Ed in Florida sends me stuff. A lot of the stuff is trivial, but given all the attention Avian Flu has been getting, I felt it important to share this:

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.
I think point #6 is a dead give-away.

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