Thursday, August 21, 2008

(Minor) Bitches, Moans, and Complaints...

So… after four or five days of wonderfully balmy weather… for these parts, and I’m talking mid-70s to low-80s, in August (!)… it’s “back on your heads, coffee break’s over.” It’s supposed to be 92 today, and I believe we’re quite close to that as I peck out the oh-so-late Thursday post (we’re at 89, I just looked). Which means Happy Hour will be just a lil bit delayed, at least until the sun sinks low enough to be obscured by the trees. I’m looking forward to Happy Hour more than usual today, as the Brown Truck of Happiness stopped by early this afternoon and dropped off my latest shipment of cigars. It should be interesting, as I’m gonna fire up one of those pricey Gurkha Titans and see if the reality of the smoke matches its rather princely sum… which is about three times what I consider usual, customary, and reasonable. I’ll report back, either tomorrow or later today. Tomorrow is much more likely.
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I posted a minor bitch last month about the Cannon AFB Class VI store, mostly about their piss-poor beer inventory and stocking practices. I had a follow-on conversation with the manager of the Class VI on the next beer run following my bitch-moan-complain post, and was told that Trippel (which they’d been out of for a month or so) was a “seasonal” beer and was routinely replaced by New Belgium’s Mothership Wit during the summer. (Minor digression: I bought a sixer of Mothership… and while it’s about as close to “light” beer as I get these days, it won’t become a regular occupant in my fridge, as it’s just too light for my tastes.)
So… imagine my surprise this past week when I see LOTS of Trippel on their shelves! Not being one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I quietly picked up two sixers of Trippel and just thanked my lucky stars, while simultaneously cursing the manager (under my breath, of course) for lying to me… apparently. Summer ain’t over, AFAIK, and all indications would seem to verify that fact, including New Belgium their-own-selves and my calendar. So why did that woman lie to me?
And, apropos of nothing, it’s Official: Trippel is now the Beer of Choice here at El Casa Móvil De Pennington. Fat Tire has been displaced. The King is dead. Long Live the King!
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Here’s another brief “customer service” tale o’ woe…
Earlier this week I stopped into Subway and bought a sandwich. The clerk, a young 20-something woman... or possibly in her late teens... prepared my order and rang up my purchase. So far, so good.
My bill came to seven Yankee Dollars and 48 cents. I handed the clerk a Jackson, two quarters, a nickel and three pennies. My attempt at reducing the loose change in my pocket apparently confused the Hell out of her, as she looked at me quizzically as she deftly keyed in the amount tendered. You could actually see the light bulb go off over her head as she did so. But then we went downhill, and rapidly, at that. She handed me my dime in change and closed the cash register drawer. Before I could ask “where’s my 13 dollars?” she sez… “Oh, damn!” and then spends the next minute punching all SORTS of keys on the register in a vain attempt to re-open it. “You don’t have a ‘no sale’ key?” I ask. “No,” says she… still punching keys feverishly. Finally she sez “I’ll have to call the manager.” “Wait,” sez I… “sell me a cookie.” “Hunh?” says she. And then… it’s light bulb time, Part Deux. I hand the girl three pennies while laying a dollar bill on the counter. “It’s fifty-three cents,” says she. I heave a deep, deep sigh and tap the dollar bill on the counter, not wanting to confuse the issue further by asking her to take the price of the cookie out of my overdue 13 dollars in change. I’d probably still be at Subway, had I suggested that course of action…
Do I fear for the next generation and the nation, as a whole? Yes. Yes, I DO.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Today's Weirdness

Here’s a one-minute video I’ve watched six times (so far) and don’t quite get…

A comment on our consumer society? An over-simplification of what makes us happy? No point at all? Like a lot of folks, I have a tendency to read things into things… ascribe meaning to the meaningless, if you will…when there may not be a point to be made, at all.

Still and even, this is a strange yet oddly compelling video. But maybe it’s just me. I AM easily amused, ya know. And Thank The Deity At Hand for that.

Nurse!

Here’s yet another quickie from My Buddy Ed In Florida…

THE NURSE!

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says:

“Well, that's great… just great… Some asshole's got my pen!”

Badda-da-BOOMP!

(Image from The Coloring Spot)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

THE Most Important Issue in Election 2008 is...

...bullshit. Seriously.


Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

Well, OK. Not seriously. Unless you're thinking of Hillary, which they were. Point taken.
(h/t: Lex)

Starters

Forgive me a moment of grandfatherly pride if you will, Gentle Reader. I got a nice e-mail from granddaughter Amanda last evening that included some new pics of the grand-girls on the SN2 side of the house, including a couple of great-grandbaby Taurean. And I thought I’d share.
The first pic includes all four grand-girls… Amanda on the left and Anastasia on the right; the “little” girls are Ava (left) and Angelina (right). The second pic is Mom Amanda and Baby T at Disneyland. As always: click for larger.
Cute, eh?
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A couple of items from new-to-me but oh-so-cool FailBlog… First: a nation of idiots?
Second (and especially for ASW)… yep…spell and grammar check IS the problem:
Some pretty funny stuff be there. (h/t: TechCrunch)
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Some potentially sad news today for music fans who like their music free, but don't want to risk the recording industry's wrath. In a candid interview with the Washington Post, Pandora founder Tim Westergren said the company is "approaching a pull-the-plug kind of decision," a potential "last stand for webcasting" as royalty fee increases begin to take hold. Perhaps it's a well-honed ruse to drum up support from the company's million-plus users who listen to Pandora daily, but there are some dire economics standing in the way of web radio. Last year, the Copyright Royalty Board ordered per-song performance royalties to be more than doubled for use online. Rates will increase from 8/100 of a cent per song per listener to 19/100 of a cent per song per listener by 2010. Pandora's royalty fees this year are projected to hit $17 million, about 70 percent of its projected revenue for the year. The fee increases don't effect traditional or satellite radio, but SoundExchange, an organization that represents artists and record companies, is trying to up those rates as well. (Emphasis in original)
Dang… first Radio Paradise (which is still alive and well, no thanks to the Copyright Royalty Board), now Pandora. I’m really beginning to dislike the idjits at the RIAA and the Copyright Royalty Board. You’d think those short-sighted SOBs people would understand that exposure creates the market for new (and old) music. Every single music purchase I’ve made this year came as a direct result of hearing a new artist I liked on either Pandora or RP (and that includes adding missing albums to my collection from favorite artists, too).
There’s nothing quite like cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Monday, August 18, 2008

I Got Nuthin’…

… mainly because I’ve only been up for about an hour. I went to bed shortly before 0500 this morning after yet another all-nighter, which consisted of doing nothing of any import, other than watching the Olympics on my teevee. But Hey! I do it because I can, ya know.

So… here’s yet another re-run that will keep ya occupied while I have my coffee and try to get in touch with my Muse; it’s a war story I posted two and a half years ago. The difference between this and most other war stories you’ll hear GIs tell at the bar and other such places? All of this…in its entirety… is true. I’ve added an image of Ramasun Station to the original narrative and changed the name of the town the installation was located near, as noted. That circular structure at the top of the image is the FLR-9 antenna. Big sucker, ain’t it? (Image credit: the person or persons who run this site.)

Weird Scenes Inside the Gold Mine, V

Runnin’ Blue

Ko Kha Ban Nong Soong (ed: corrected on the authority of a Gentle Reader who was there. Memory ain’t what it used to be), Thailand; British Crown Colony of Hong Kong; Yokota AB (Tokyo), Japan. Fall, 1976.

Runnin' scared
Runnin' blue
Goin' so fast
What'll I do

When the tasking came down the job seemed simple enough: take a team of four guys and minimal equipment, load up on a C-141, head out to an Army Security Agency monitoring site in northern Thailand via Clark AB in the Philippines, de-install an MSC-46 satellite uplink, pack it up, load it on a C-5, and ship it back to Japan. Nothing complex, just a lot of disassembly work, inventory all the components, pack, load, and get out of Dodge. No systems installation, alignments, testing, or certifications; just a lot of grunt work. A short-duration job and then back home—just the type of job we all liked.

I was the Team Chief. I had three other guys on the team, plus we were assured there would be Army augmentees from the MSC-46 maintenance organization to assist us with the de-installation. We had two weeks to complete the job. Piece of cake, really. The team consisted of my buddies Barry and Bill, plus a new guy to the shop, a young buck sergeant named James Johnson, who, of course, went by the name of JJ.

The load out at Yokota went according to plan. We flew into Clark AB, spent the night and then caught another C-141 the following morning to Utapao AB, Thailand. Once we got to Utapao we went through a couple of days of mandatory briefings required of all personnel newly arrived in Thailand, along with sufficient time off to explore the local area. We immediately headed out to Pattaya Beach for a little fun in the sun before heading up-country to Nong Soong. All told, we were at Utapao for two days before we caught a C-130 that flew us up to Udorn AB, an AF base near the Laotian border. We then took a bus from Udorn to Nong Soong.

Ramasun Station, near the town of Nong Soong, was an Army Security Agency monitoring site; its main system was the AN/FLR-9. The MSC-46 satellite terminal we were tasked to remove was the principal communications up and down link for the base. Ramasun Station was being deactivated because the Thai government had terminated the Status of Forces Agreement with the US in 1975; nearly all US Forces had to be out of the country by the end of 1976. When we arrived at Ramasun Station nearly all of the permanent party cadre had already departed, leaving only a combination de-installation, removal, and caretaker force in place. In other words, the place was pretty much a ghost town.

I reported in to the Army captain in charge of satellite operations, was introduced to the maintenance superintendent, an Army Master Sergeant, got the team billeted, and we set to work. The major part of the job was disassembling the antenna, which was in a fixed configuration on a large concrete pad about 30 feet in diameter. The remainder of the system was in air-transportable vans, so the main effort there was securing all the equipment racks, performing an inventory, and affixing customs seals on the vans once they were ready for shipment. Taking down that antenna was a pure bitch, however.

The ambient temperature during the day was in the high 90s, as was the humidity. We were working on a blazingly hot white concrete pad, which acted as a hellish solar reflector, intensifying the heat and making working conditions all but unbearable. You literally couldn’t touch the metal pieces of that antenna without wearing gloves, it was that hot. We worked 20 minutes outside, then ten minutes inside the air conditioned shelter, then 20 minutes back outside again, eight hours a day. It took us an entire week to disassemble that damned antenna and pack it up. I must have sweated off ten pounds, and for a light-@$$ed guy like me, that’s a lot.

Our nights, though, were quite different. While it was hotter than blazes during the day, the nights were warm and balmy. The restaurants were quite good in the local area, and there were plenty of bar girls left in town who hadn’t flown the coop when the major part of the base’s population left, about two months prior to our arrival. The team and I partied-hardy, as the saying goes, spending our evenings in casual conversation with the ladies and each other in open-air watering holes. Quite pleasant, it was. Well, almost all of the team. All except for JJ, who had brought his girlfriend up to Nong Soong from Bangkok. The lady was also his fiancée and seemed like a really nice girl. JJ disappeared every afternoon to places unknown to be with his woman and didn’t show up again until the following morning. And that was OK. What you did after hours was your business; I only cared about what you did during the duty day.

So, the work proceeded according to schedule and we got the job done. We had received a couple of messages while at Ramasun about a follow-on assignment requiring two radar guys in the Philippines. Barry and Bill volunteered for the job, JJ and I decided to get back home as soon as we could. We caught an over-night bus from Udorn down to Bangkok and left Bangkok via commercial airlines two days later. We couldn’t get a direct flight to Tokyo; the best we could do was a flight from Bangkok to Hong Kong, layover in Hong Kong for the night, and catch a flight to Tokyo the following day.

I felt bad the morning we left Bangkok and so did JJ. We agreed it was probably the flu and didn’t think too much more about it. Once on board the aircraft, we asked a flight attendant to get us some aspirin, which she immediately did. We took the aspirin and went to sleep, sleeping the entire duration of the flight.

We arrived in Hong Kong in the early afternoon, went through customs and caught a taxi to our hotel. Even though I still felt pretty rough I wasn’t going to miss a night out on the town in Hong Kong, given that I might not ever pass this way again. I told JJ we should head up to our rooms, shower, change clothes and meet in the lobby in about an hour. JJ demurred, saying he felt really bad and was going to go to bed and try and sleep off whatever-the-Hell it was we had. Nothing I could say or do would change his mind. I told him I would see him in the morning, went up to my room, showered, changed, took more aspirin and headed out on the town.

It wasn’t a good evening. I didn’t have much of an appetite and picked at my dinner. I took more drugs and decided to ride the ferry across the harbor to Kowloon and back. I got seriously sick on the ferry; the return trip was miserable. Since I felt like death warmed over, I decided to call it a night and headed back to the hotel thinking “what a waste.” My only night in Hong Kong, perhaps, and I was sicker than a dog, too sick to enjoy myself.

The following morning JJ and I met up in the hotel restaurant, had breakfast and headed out to the airport. JJ looked bad, really bad. I felt as bad as he looked. And I don’t remember much about the flight. I do remember landing at Haneda. The Second Mrs. Pennington (who was my intended, not my wife, at that point in time) met me at the airport. Reunion is a wonderful thing when you’re young and in love, but I won’t dwell on that. Suffice to say it was good. TSMP, JJ, and I got on the train and headed back to Tachikawa, where TSMP and I lived; JJ continued on to Yokota. It was the last time I ever saw him.

When we got back to our place I told TSMP I felt really bad and just wanted to take more drugs and get into bed, alone. That got her attention, because we’d been separated for nearly three weeks and all I wanted to do was sleep. She insisted on taking my temperature and it was high, probably 101 or so. I took more drugs and went to bed. It was a bad night; I was up and down all night, violently ill, with a severe headache, and chills.

TSMP took my temperature again in the morning and it was 103. She got me dressed, went out to the phone box down the street, called a cab, put me in the back seat, and we were off to the base hospital at Yokota. I waited for about a half-hour to see a doctor, who examined me and told me he was going to admit me for “observation.” By that time I didn’t care, I just wanted someone or something to take away the chills and headache. I filled out the admissions paperwork, was put in a wheelchair and taken up to the ward and put in a private room, which was highly unusual. The doctor sent TSMP home, telling her he would “be in touch.”

About an hour later the door to my room opened and in walked a gaggle of medical personnel…the doctor who initially checked me out, another full-colonel doctor, still another doctor, and a couple of nurses. They all looked very grim. The colonel introduced himself as the flight surgeon and began asking me questions. After he determined I had been in Thailand, had returned the previous evening via Hong Kong, hadn’t taken any illegal drugs, and other assorted medical and non-medical questions, he asked “Do you know a Sergeant James Johnson?” “Uh, Yes, Sir.” I replied. “Why do you ask?” “We admitted Sergeant Johnson last night, he died early this morning, we don’t know what killed him, and we suspect you have what he had.”

Oh, Shit.

I don’t remember much about the next 48 hours. I was in and out of consciousness, had an IV in each arm, and was poked, prodded, injected, and generally harassed every hour, on the hour. I do remember hearing TSMP screaming down the hall at the ward nurse, demanding to be let in to see me or she was going to call her congressman, and right now. I don’t think it worked; I didn’t see her again, or don’t remember seeing her again, until two days later when I was out of the woods. The military is pretty inflexible when it comes to rules, especially when one is sick with an unknown disease and is in isolation.

Eventually we convinced the flight surgeon, who was handling my case personally by now, that it was OK for TSMP to be allowed to visit me. She came every day, without fail, bringing me magazines and books, and smuggling in food fit for human consumption.

I think it happened on the fifth day I was in the hospital. TSMP was lying next to me on the bed, I was under the sheets, and I was definitely feeling better. And she could tell, too. She whispered something to the effect of “let’s get comfortable,” (but a helluva lot bawdier, and I loved her for that) but I stopped her, pointing toward the door. The door, while it was shut, had a rather large window with a full view of the room. This would never do. But…

I pushed her off the bed, hopped off the bed myself, grabbed my IV pole in one hand and her hand in the other, and led her to the attached private bathroom. The bathroom had a door, and once closed, no one could see in, period. She grinned.

It was good. Even while standing up, attached to an IV pole.

And that’s when I knew I was going to live, even though I spent a few more days in the hospital, just so the medical staff could “make sure.” That little experience also qualifies as the strangest place I ever “did it.”

And what did I have? The AF says it was extreme viral pneumonia. I think it was Legionnaire’s Disease, but I can’t prove it. But I’m alive to tell the tale, which is better than the alternative. I still feel bad for JJ, to this day, even though I didn’t know him that well. And I feel worse for his girlfriend; I have no idea if she was ever told of his death. How do you contact someone in Bangkok, address unknown, whose name you don’t know? You can’t. Life just isn’t fair, sometimes.

I might be back later.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

It's All About Water... From the Skies and In the Pool

Happy Hour came early yesterday afternoon, due to our rather unusual (for this time of year) weather. Whereas I normally wait until early evening to go sit outside and enjoy a cigar and a brew… or two, or three (brews)… it was cool enough in mid-afternoon yesterday to hit it early. And so I did. Actually, I misstate the case by saying “cool enough,” as the weather was just dang near perfect. To wit:

And today is the same, temperature-wise:

But temperature isn’t everything. The skies have been threatening rain all day, and we’re supposed to get more thunderstorms… and more rain… again today. Which is a great good thing in the general scheme of things, but not all that great for us lazy-assed retirees who view weather through a rather different sort of prism than other people. But I’m loving the weather we’ve had the last few days.

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“There have been so many greats who have come before me, and what Mark did is still amazing,” he said. “It's a very hard thing to accomplish. I think it shows whatever you put your mind to, you really can accomplish.” Photo: Chang W. Lee/The New York Times

So… How about that Michael Phelps! The toast of the sports world pulled off a nearly impossible feat by taking his eight gold medals, and the magnitude of his accomplishment is nearly indescribable…although lotsa people will try. The NYT had a pretty good article on Phelps yesterday, and I liked these bits the best:

Spitz’s record lasted 36 years, and it figures to be even longer before the world sees Phelps’s successor. In 1972, Spitz swam two strokes, the freestyle and the butterfly, and none of his swims covered more than 200 meters. Phelps swam all four strokes, at distances ranging from 100 to 400 meters, and faced three rounds in each of his five individual events, one more round than Spitz had.

“I think it’s probably one of the greatest things sport in general has ever seen,” said Brendan Hansen, who swam the breaststroke leg in the winning relay Sunday. “The shame of it is other athletes aren’t going to realize how hard it is. The world is fast in swimming right now. The world was not fast when Mark Spitz did his seven.”

How fabulous was Phelps’s feat? At Sunday’s start, the Person’s Republic of Michael would have ranked fourth in gold medals and been ahead of all but 14 countries in the medal count.

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Swimmers who, by any yardstick other than Phelps, were wildly successful here, were among the awed. The individual medley specialist Stephanie Rice, who became the fifth Australian to win three gold medals in a single Olympics, said, “I don’t even know how he does it.” Rice, who, like Phelps, competed in the 200 and 400 individual medleys and the 4x200 freestyle relay, became worn down from the stress and got sick. “I just don’t even know how he holds himself together,” she said.

When Phelps’ peers…swimmers who also took gold medals… look upon him with awe you know you’ve seen something special, and something that’s unlikely to be repeated in our lifetimes. It was certainly a joy to witness Phelps’ stunning accomplishment, even if it was only on teevee.

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Today’s Pic: A break in the storm clouds as they blew over Beautiful La Hacienda Trailer Park, a week ago today. The sky looks much the same as I type… but there’s no rain.

Yet.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Nostalgia

Today is the Woodward Dream Cruise… and Boy! am I ever nostalgic about this event. The Second Mrs. Pennington, my buddy Greg, and I participated in the first-ever Dream Cruise back in 1995… in this car:
And dang but we had us some fun! And one not-so-fun moment, too, when the car inexplicably died… just quit running… and wouldn’t re-start. Greg, TSMP and I pushed that two-ton monster about six blocks to Greg’s house where he diagnosed the problem, fixed it, and we jumped back into the fray. It’s GOOD to have a GM power train engineer as a friend, and even better to have him hanging around in the back seat when your vintage auto-machine decides to go belly up on ya. But I digress.
I can think of a lot of places in the world I’d like to be at any given point in time. But today? There’s NOwhere I’d rather be than on Woodward… laughing, joking, having a beer or two, and ogling all the fantastic cars that turn out for Da Cruise. There are a lot of good links, with lotsa pics of stunning machinery, and here are but a few you might wanna look at… assuming you’re a gear-head.
That ought to hold ya for a while.
(Photo: My old Cadillac, in my old driveway, in old Ferndale, Michigan. The photo says 1992, but I think it was more like 1995...as we did The Cruise shortly after I acquired the Caddy.)
Update: I just had to add this lil blurb from the Mark Phelan column, linked above (coz not everyone chases every link, ya know):
'Run what you brung” is the street-racer’s motto, but run what you love will be the rule as Woodward Avenue turns into the world’s largest car show today.
The Woodward Dream Cruise may also be the world’s most egalitarian, democratic event, uniting car lovers of all ages, incomes and races in a parade of more than 30,000 vehicles.
From teenager with their first cars to retirees driving the cars they longed for when they were young, the Woodward Dream Cruise has become a spectacle that unites people from throughout metro Detroit and draws visitors from across the country and around the world to see the Motor City at its best.
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There's no telling what you may see, though, from Ford engineers taking the new 2010 Mustang out for a spin to the 1932 Buick sedan that 67-year-old Ken Materia of Flint souped up with a high-output Chevrolet small block V8.
Dang. I SO wanna be there...

Saturday's Song

… Warren Zevon singing “Accidentally Like a Martyr.”

One of his best, this, from what I think is his very best album. Read Rolling Stone’s review here. And it goes without saying, yet I’ll say it anyway (I always do, ya know)… YMMV.

Not Bad...


...for an Ol' Girl who will be eight years old young come October. She cleans up pretty well for an ol' girl, dontcha think? Which kinda-sorta brings to mind that ol' teevee commercial that said "My wife...I think I'll keep her."

You probably remember that ad if you're of a certain age. If you don't remember it, or never saw it to begin with, you can see it here. It's at the 1:22 point of a 1:33 clip, and requires RealPlayer. Bonus: Joe Namath in panty hose, and other memorable moments in advertising from the '50s, '60s, and '70s.

Friday, August 15, 2008

They're Not Underage...

...we're just counting wrong. Doubtless you’ve heard there’s a lil bit of controversy surrounding the ages of the Chinese women gymnasts… Well, Scott Ott found the answer:

China: Gymnasts Ages Based on Chinese Calendar
by Scott Ott

(2008-08-15) — Authorities in Beijing today put to rest U.S. claims that girls on the Chinese gymnastics squad were not yet 16 years-old, the minimum age for Olympic competition, by noting that this is the year 4705 in China, not 2008.

“Our girls are actually older than their U.S. opponents based on our government’s more accurate and efficient method of tracking the passage of time,” said an unnamed spokesman for Communist regime. “We have already had more than twice as many years as the Western world, and so our gymnasts are double the 12 or 13 years they appear to be. By the way, most of our girls have put off marriage in order to compete in these Olympic games.”

That’s just a taste, Gentle Reader. You know there’s more. And you should go read it. If ya need a laugh, or even if ya don't.

Dazzling

I’m doing something completely out of character this morning… watching the “Today” show on NBC and actually enjoying it… even considering the numerous moments that made me wince, most of which involved the obnoxious throngs of “Hi Mom!” idiots hanging around behind the anchor people. It makes one wonder why NBC perpetuates this sort of madness, as it’s highly distracting. But, Hey! I suppose I should put that phenomenon in the “Ain’t that America” category and forget it.

Silver medalist Shawn Johnson of the United States, gold medalist Nastia Lukin of the United States and bronze medalist Yang Yilin of China pose together after the women's individual all-around artistic gymnastics final. Photo: Getty Images

So… I fell asleep last night watching the “overnight” coverage of the Olympics on my teevee and awoke to “Today.” The best bits on the show this morning have all revolved around America’s new sweethearts: Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson. Just in case you’ve been under a rock for the last 16 hours or so, here’s why:

American Nastia Liukin has broken China's stranglehold in the gymnastics competition to win the women's all-around Olympic gold medal.

The 18-year-old put in a dazzling display on all four apparatus to win the title with a score of 63.325 and emulate the feat of fellow Americans Mary Lou Retton and Carly Patterson.

Liukin edged out compatriot and world champion Shawn Johnson by 0.6 of a point. China's Yang Yilin picked up the bronze.

“Dazzling display” is understatement of the highest order. The entire performance… by all the competitors… was full of beauty, elegance, and amazing athleticism, not to mention the incredible suspense and tension surrounding the performances by each of the eventual medalists… on each and every apparatus. The LA Times has a more extensive article about Liukin and Johnson… it’s a good read.

And then there was Michael Phelps, who continues to dominate the swimming events and the entire Olympiad. Six gold medals, six world records. And the man isn’t finished. About which I can only say: Wow. Just… Wow! Like everyone else on the planet.

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Hey, Jenny! You can thank me for all that rain we got yesterday afternoon and last evening. I had an appointment to get The Green Hornet detailed yesterday afternoon… and that storm blew in just as the guys finished washing the car and before they waxed it. Actually, they didn’t wax it; I have to take it back in today to get the job finished. The interior is done, as is the engine compartment…which had accumulated an un-bee-leeb-able amount of dust and grime over the past five and a half years of P-Ville living. It’s all clean and shiny now, though… as the exterior will be by the end of the day. But, it's true... want it to rain? Wash the car.

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Today's Pics: Speaking of yesterday’s storm… here are a few pics I took last evening after the worst of it had passed, and before we went into round two.

You can see just the slightest hint of a rainbow here… looking NNE.

Note the dust clouds in this pic, even after some significant rain!

I love the light in this pic… the vibrant green against the nearly black storm skies. Looking ENE.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Smokin'!

Everyone who smokes cigars has either (a) a favorite tobacconist or (b) a favorite internet smoke-shop. I’ve been buying my cigars for years from cigar.com… although one gets the feeling that one internet vendor is the same as the next. That said, I prefer to deal with cigar.com coz they run weekly specials, besides stocking my preferred brand. I glance at the weekly special every Thursday and usually pass it by, especially when the deal involves “no-name” cigars. But I popped for this week’s special, seeing as how the offer is for premium cigars. To wit:

This week we teamed up 12 super premium smokes with our Cigar.com 2 Finger Ashtray. If you have not seen this ashtray yet, let me tell you, this thing is a stunner with an arch design and all black veneer. What about the cigars, you ask? When we say super premium, we mean it. Included are Gurkha, CAO, Rocky Patel and Don Pepin Garcia. For One Day Only, take advantage of this special package for 66% off the regular MSRP!

Sampler Includes 12 Super Premium Cigars + Ashtray
3 x Gurkha Titan Toro (6.2 x 56)
3 x Don Pepin Garcia Vegas Cubanas Generosos (6 x 50)
3 x Rocky Patel Vintage 1992 Robusto (5.5 x 50)
3 x CAO Black Bengal (6 x 50)
1 x Cigar.com Two Finger Ashtray

So… this week’s special will be in the mail on the Brown Truck of Happiness tomorrow and in my grubby lil hands early next week. With a new ashtray!

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I was just out and about running errands in P-Ville and on my way back from Wally-World I saw something that tugged at my heart strings… my old Vette. Well, it probably wasn’t mine but it was identical in year and color and being driven in much the same manner as I drove mine, which is to say jes a lil bit fast. But only a lil bit, ya know.

Which brings us to Today’s Pic…

That would be YrHmblScrb leaning on his late (if one considers nine years gone “late”) and oh-SO-lamented Vette. Taken in Letchworth State Park in Western New York, October of 1999.

(Yeah... it's a re-run. And it's first-gen digital, so the quality...umm... sucks. But you can click for larger, if you wish.)

Targets

Via memeorandum (No Quarter)… THE best Obama satirical site yet: “Best Obama Facts.” And Hoo-Boy, is it ever filled with chunky goodness! A sampling:

Best Heroic Truths About Obama

1. Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.

2. When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.

3. Obama can clap with one hand.

[…]

8. "Obama" is the very first word in the English language to be a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, interjection, superlative and pronad. (Pronad is a new category made specifically for the word "Obama" so its power can be fully realized).

[…]

18. Obama always overpays his taxes because he believes that the government will find a better use for his money than he ever could.

19. When Obama rids the world of nuclear weapons, the red button in his office will control the thermostats in American homes.

[…]

44. Obama smokes so you don't have to.

45. Obama's cigarettes have been registered at the EPA as a renewable power source contributing 5,000 Megawatts of electricity to the national power grid every time he takes a draw.

Obama and the Downtrodden

[…]

2. Obama owns an expensive Sleep Number Bed but sleeps on an off-brand mattress in the corner in order to be down with the masses.

[…]

7. Obama once had a chance to save 10% on car insurance by switching to Geico but he said "no" because that would mean a sellout to corporate interests.

And you know there’s more… including some fine Photoshop work!

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Now this is way-cool: “Laser Gunship Fires; 'Deniable' Strikes Ahead?” Excerpt:

Boeing announced today the first ever test firing of a real-life ray gun that could become US special forces' way to carry out covert strikes with "plausible deniability."

In tests earlier this month at Kirtland Air Force Base, New Mexico, Boeing's Advanced Tactical Laser -- a modified C-130H aircraft -- "fired its high-energy chemical laser through its beam control system. The beam control system acquired a ground target and guided the laser beam to the target, as directed by ATL's battle management system."

[…]

The Advanced Tactical Laser, weighing twelve thousand pounds and mounted in a Hercules transport plane, is intended to give Special Forces Command "ultra-precision strike capability" against a wide range of ground targets. Its power is somewhere in the hundred-kilowatt range.

According to the developers, the accuracy of this weapon is little short of supernatural. They claim that the pinpoint precision can make it lethal or non-lethal at will. For example, they say it can either destroy a vehicle completely, or just damage the tires to immobilize it.

Much more at the link… including Boeing’s claim that the new laser would allow Special Operators to conduct strikes with “plausible deniability.” About which, the author of the linked article seems to think is a bad thing. Not me… I love plausible deniability, coz it has definite advantages. I can see Dana Perino (or her replacement, sometime next year) at the podium saying “It wasn’t US, ya know. It musta been someone else. We weren’t anywhere NEAR the place where that limousine carrying Putin blew up. Next question?”

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That article on the advanced tactical laser brings to mind an old joke…

Q: What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets.

Badda-da-boomp!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Apropos of Nothing, Again



I'm almost finished making the blog-rounds... and I'm listening to Pandora's Aretha Franklin station as I do so. And Pandora prompted another "Apropos of Nothing" post, yet again.

One of the more interesting things (to me) about music is its ability to transport you to a place and time that's not necessarily of your choosing. This song, which was originally released in 1977 (!), might could take me to ANY number of places... given as how (a) it's a fave and (b) I've heard it thousands of times, literally. So where did I go when I heard the first few bars of "Easy" today?

Moscow. The image was clear as day: Mid-morning. Four of us in a van, on our way to the airport, and our way back home after two trying (yet oh-so-memorable) weeks in Russia's capital. Traffic. Diesel smells. Billboards I couldn't read. And the radio blaring "Easy," coupled with the thought I'd be home soon. Of all the memories I could have associated with this song... and there are MANY... my mind flashed back to Moscow.

Funny how the brain works, eh?

Here and There

Kathleen Parker’s column at TownHall.com is VERY good today… and VERY funny. Titled “Vlad, You’ve got mail,” the column consists solely of three letters (e-mails?) to Putin from Dubya, The Obamanon, and John McCain. Ms. Parker has adopted the stylistic phrasing and mannerisms of the respective men, and herewith a couple of excerpts:

From President George W. Bush:

Dear Vlad:

Beijing is weird. First of all, you can't breathe the air. Second, how 'bout those drummers? Sure, they're perfect, but that's the point. A billion Chinese see 2,000 drummers in sync and say, "Well done, my little emperor son." I see 2,000 drummers all moving with one motion and I'm thinking: "Whoa." Can anybody say MIL-I-TAR-Y PRE-CI-SION?

Hey, which reminds me. What's up with Georgia? This is not good, Vlad. You and I have had our moments. And, OK, fine, your dog's bigger than mine. A lot bigger. Stronger and faster, too. We got it. But you can't just go invading democratically elected countries that are U.S. allies. You can't have everything, Vlad. If you don't stop, I'm going to have to do something and you know I don't want that. What I want is for you to not make me look like a fool.

[…]

From Sen. Barack Obama:

Dear (Former) President Putin:

I'm sorry to be writing this e-mail instead of meeting you in person, preferably in the Oval Office, where I belong. Soon, soon.

Nevertheless, and notwithstanding the foregoing, I felt it imperative that I express my deep concern about Russia's invasion of the tiny, democratically elected sovereign nation of Georgia. It would appear that you are not familiar with my platform for change and hope. War does not fit into this template and I am quite frankly at a loss for words to express my deep, deep distress.

[…]

Please picture me looking very serious when I say that I respectfully request you to calm down. Life is but a flicker in time and we're but actors strutting and fretting. That is to say, we're all on this planetary journey together and our karma is interrelated and interdependent. Thus, it would seem that our differences are best resolved through words, not bombs.

It is said that war is a failure of diplomacy. I would submit that it is also counterintuitive. If my Kenyan father and my Kansan mother and my multinational upbringing taught me anything, it is that we are all One. That said, I am The One the world has been waiting for -- and you are, quite frankly, blocking my chi.

I won’t give away the whole point of the column by posting McCain’s letter… which consists of only nine words… so there’s simply NO way to excerpt it and preserve the point. You just gotta go read it!

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I had a follow-up with Dr. Thompson (my dentist) yesterday and I’m going to have some additional artificial bone material added to my collection at the end of this month. There’s nothing abnormal or wrong in play here, just a bit of augmentation to the work previously done. This next procedure won’t be quite the production the last event was… just an incision in my gums that will be closed with a couple of sutures after the additional bone is added. And this impending procedure only requires a local anesthetic… no World Class Drugs this time, although that is an option. I declined when offered, but this morning I’m thinking “Wow. Those were some GREAT drugs. Maybe I shouldn’t have turned ‘em down!” (Jes kiddin’, Gentle Reader, jes kiddin’!) (Sorta)

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Michael Phelps celebrates his victory with a world record time of 1:54.80 in the men's 200-meter individual medley final at the US Olympic swimming trials in Omaha, Neb., Friday, July 4, 2008. (AP Photo)

I’ve often said I have an immediate grasp of the obvious… and that’s not a bad quality to have. So, it’s in that spirit that I’m offering the observation that Michael Phelps is THE story of the 2008 Olympiad, so far. The man has just been freakin’ awesome, in the fullest sense of the word. Or, as Joe Posnanski of The Kansas City Star puts it… “Phelps making the perfect look routine”:

The English language is running out of words to describe just how good Michael Phelps is at this swimming thing. Today (Tuesday night in Kansas City), he swam the 200 butterfly in 1 minute, 52.03 seconds, a world record, his fourth gold medal of this Games, the record-setting 10th gold medal of his Olympic career. Four others had won nine golds: Americans Mark Spitz (swimming) and Carl Lewis (track and field), Finland’s Paavo Nurmi (track and field) and the Soviet Union’s Larissa Latynina (gymnastics). That seemed like a good day’s work.

Then there was the relay. Almost precisely one hour later, Phelps led off the remarkable United States 800-meter relay team, which won gold by more than five seconds and blasted the world record by almost that much. Phelps swam the fastest 200-meter split in history (of course) and gave his teammates a 2 1/2 -second lead. This happened barely 10 minutes after he stood on the medal stand to collect his butterfly gold.

So, if you’re counting, Phelps has now won five gold medals at these Games (all in world-record time). He has now won 11 gold medals in his career. That’s two more gold medals, incidentally, than the entire nation of India, which has more than one billion people. He has now won 13 Olympic medals overall, an American record.

Un-bee-leeb-able. And such a joy to watch!

The American women gymnasts, on the other hand, provided the counterpoint to Phelps’ success last night with heart-breaking errors that cost them the team gold medal.

BEIJING — It came down to the last event, the last tumbling pass, the last landing, the last tilt of the head, the last smile.

For the U.S. women's gymnastics team, it came down to a few missteps, and, as is usually the case in a sport of precision and grace, those stumbles made all the difference.

The U.S. lost the gold medal to China 188.9 to 186.525. Simple but glaring mistakes were the Americans' undoing. They may have had prettier routines, but the Chinese were more consistent

[…]

It wasn't close.

Four years of training came down to the floor exercise, an event which the U.S. usually dominates with its high-flying routines and rhythmic dance moves. But all three Americans stepped out of bounds. Somehow, they could not do what they had done thousands upon thousands of times: Stay inside the white lines.

A silver medal ain’t nothing to sneeze at… but it’s a heartbreaker when you’re expecting gold. These Olympic Games have been supremely entertaining, and I’ve simply been mesmerized… all throughout the night and into the wee smalls, as it were.

(photo credit: Gymnasts – The Seattle Times)

Update: I'll quote an e-mail I received a few minutes ago from Deborah Hendrick: "Buck, the hand can be quicker than the eye. I think you put up a photo of Australian swimmer Eamon Sullivan, instead of Michael Phelps." And she was right... the photo of Sullivan I originally posted has been replaced with one of Phelps. Thanks, Deborah.

Monday, August 11, 2008

The Abbreviated Monday Post

For hockey fans only… video of Henrik Zetterberg’s day with The Cup, in Sweden. Bonus: good shots of Emma, too. I’d post the video here, but videos from NHL.com do wonky things to the blog.
Too bad, that. But you should go visit KK if you’re a hockey fan, and you MUST go visit if you’re a Red Wings fan. Ditto my last if you appreciate beautiful women.

Peeved

In the "Just Sayin’ Department"… One of my pet peeves is people who ignore lane markings in large parking lots... like at a mall or, in the case of P-Ville’s largest parking lot, Wally-World. Big corporations go to considerable expense to paint traffic lanes on/in their parking lots, put helpful LARGE YELLOW ARROWS on the asphalt to indicate the fact some lanes are ONE-WAY (surprise!), install stop-signs at parking lot intersections, yadda, yadda, yadda. Yet I continue to see idiots of all ages and both genders completely disregard said lines and traffic rules, in general, whenever they are in a parking lot. These people must have failed kindergarten, coz they simply can’t or won’t stay within the lines when they're coloring driving in a parking lot.

I don’t understand this phenomenon at all. Do people think they’re saving time by driving the WRONG WAY down a one-way lane? Or by cutting across eight to 18 rows in the MIDDLE of the parking lot, sometimes dodging or otherwise going around cars parked all by themselves, when there are CLEARLY MARKED traffic lanes? Are they simply not paying attention? Or are the “rules of the road” just for us Little People? Whatever it is, this flaunting of basic traffic rules and safety practices just pisses me right off. One of the first things I would do if I were King would be to install stocks, and lots of ‘em, at the main entrance to every mall in these United States for first-time-offenders, whipping posts for repeat offenders, and a gallows for chronic abusers. I’d also create an armed Parking Lot Enforcement cadre at each and every mall with over 500 parking spaces (thereby easing unemployment, in the process), with authority to “shoot on sight” for egregious offenders. So maybe we wouldn’t need the gallows, after all.

And what prompted this rant? Nothing special, as in a close-call or something similar. I just don't like idiocy.

(Image credits: Escalade Kiddy-Car, Worlds of Wonder; Stocks, Dan in Mr. Leahy’s Class in Beaverton, OR)

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Stormy Skies ...or... Today's Pics

The current weather, according to the WX Channel: 89 degrees and thunderstorms. Shades of Mississippi! Coz that’s exactly what our weather reminds me of right at this very moment. Hot. Humid. And maybe we’ll get a lil rain before it’s all over. But… the skies are oh-so-interesting now... to me, anyway. YMMV, as always.

Here are three views of our current sky-scape I took about seven minutes ago.

Looking NNW

Looking NNE

Looking WNW... the direction the storm is coming from

The VERY Abbreviated Sunday Post

It's good to be the King President! If you don't believe me, go check out this post from Cdr. Salamander.

You GO, Dubya!