Occasional Reader and Constant Correspondent Lin sends this along...
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome" she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, "No, I haven't." We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink "Tonight's your lucky night, cowboy." We went back to her place and walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs "Mom ... you still awake?"
Heh. Yanno whut? At my age I think I'd be up for that.
In other news... It's been an absolutely brilliant day here on The High Plains o' New Mexico. We've had rain off and on all day (as opposed to those five to ten minute cloud bursts we usually get) and the temperature hasn't risen above 70 degrees. Like this:
It actually felt a lil bit chilly out on the verandah during Happy Hour but we made do. You can see the rain has moved off to the east but it sure was nice while it lasted. And there will be more rain tomorrow. Yes, yes, yes... bring it ON!
Sportsman's Double?
ReplyDeleteHeh! (Nice twist to that story!)
*sigh* On several counts.
ReplyDeleteAnd, heh.
I like the Joan Rivers joke making the rounds, she told her father someone stole her purse at the theater. Where did you put it? Under my slip. Didn't you feel the hand reaching up there? Yes I did, but I didn't think he was going for my purse...
ReplyDelete@ Chris: Twist, indeed!
ReplyDelete@ Moogie: Several counts? My imagination is running wild.
@ Purse: I imagine we'll be hearing a lot of JR jokes in the coming days.
Joke reminds me of a tre story about a gal nicknamed "Montana Rose" in Dickenson, N.D. Had a fraternity brother who was a javelin thrower (the size & strength of the male is impt here) who was visiting a buddy in Dickenson in our college days. He hooked up with this "older" gal late one night at the Trail Bar who had MORE than a few miles on her, but at that hour looked pretty acceptable. Spent the night with her, but crept away in the early am before sun was up. Later that day he was in the same bar playing the pin-ball machines when (to quote) "A hand gripped my shoulder from behind like a steel vice and practically paralyzed me, (remembering his physique) accompanied by a deep, gravelly 'Hello Boy!' " It was Montana Rose in broad daylight in all her wrinkled, muscular glory, lol
ReplyDeleteI've heard that story before, Virgil. Either here or elsewhere. It's a good one.
DeleteThe Joan Rivers joke reminded me of another of hers I saw in a clip earlier this morning. Johnny Carson said something to the effect of "Don't you think men are really more interested in intelligent women?" and Joan answered, "Oh, please. No man puts his hand up a woman's skirt looking for a library card."
ReplyDeleteShe had a MILLION great jokes. She'll be missed.
DeleteOK, I've been looking for a venue to re-tell my favorite Robin Williams joke for a couple weeks, and yes, I realize that I'm at least one dead comedian behind the times, but what the hell. . .
ReplyDelete"The problem is, that God gave men both a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one of them at a time. . ."
More people would've loved Robin Williams if he hadn't been so honest.
Delete@ Craig: One of Williams' better lines.
Delete@ Skip: You're prolly right but he did pretty well in the "loving" category.