Oh, Anon... my Blog-Bud Moogie ain't gonna like THAT, she being a former U of Arkansas cheerleader AND as nice a lady... in EVERY sense of the word... as you'll meet anywhere. You certainly have a unique POV.
OMFG doesn't even BEGIN to describe that clip. I WOULD have been ROTFLMAOPIMP, but I was too stunned to react. Unbelievable!.....no, sadly all too, too believable. My adopted home State of Louisiana does it again...setting new standards for embarrassing moments...how lol "smooth"....TOTAL lack of class...yea GODS!...ONLY Louisiana..
Y'all owe it to yourselves to find a copy of the 1975 Bruce Dern movie Smile.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073722/usercomments
I first saw it at a drive-in with my second wife, in 1979. As funny as it was then, the pitch-perfect portrayal of teen-age beauty pageants didn't really sink in until I judged some high-school music contests in the '90s.
Even better is that it was set and filmed in Santa Rosa CA where I now live.
Stupid bitch doesn't even know that the flag is backwards. Even a girl scout knows the stars go on the left. She needs a couple weeks on mort-duty to get it right.
I like creative people (being a left lobe brain type), as I guess opposites attract.
But the truth is, there are right lobe people who have no talent. This woman proves that.
Being creative, and a free spirit is no guarantee that you will be able to rap like a ho in da ghetto, but you can look like one easily.
In all fairness to the young lady, I'm sure the Pageant encouraged a "silly" moment like this for the contestants.
In my experience, "most" Miss Whatevers are actually pretty talented, intelligent young ladies. Exceptions, of course, but on the whole, decent young women.
Did anyone else notice that she was out of breath after that invigorating exercise in . . . Something?
Considering all his rhetoric and intellectualizing, I'm thinking Anon may have a little trouble getting dates whose heads don't require a healthy covering with paper bag. (I guess there goes that "Moogie is a lady" idea!). Just sayin'.
Also, as Buck alluded, I'd like to point out that Moogie hails from Arkansas, not Louisiana. Arkansas pageant raps have a decidedly more whimsical air.
Heh. Yeah, and I think she kinda-sorta saved that rap from when she really WAS at "that age."
BR: Ask an ye shall receive!
ONLY Louisiana..
Oh, no, Virgil not by a long shot. I watched about six or eight of these things yesterday and found not ONE that made me go "cool!" or "Wow!" or something like that. Miss LA is typical.
Rob: Thanks for the tip. And you're a BRAVE soul to judge high school talent contests, given all the Stage-door Moms in this life.
Anon2: Dontcha think "bitch" is a lil strong? My grandkids read this blog... and even tho I drop an F-bomb here and there I'm usually pretty careful about gratuitous insults.
Ed: Flag etiquette is a lost art, unless you're a Boy/Girl Scout.
In my experience, "most" Miss Whatevers are actually pretty talented, intelligent young ladies.
I'll give ya that, Andy. And raise ya "driven" and "ambitious."
Moogie: I DID notice she was out of breath! Mebbe this was the 13th take, or sumthin'.
re: Anon. I believe there are at least three people commenting as Anonymous here, one of which is a woman. Each has a somewhat distinctive style I've come to recognize over time, including the one guy with the unique and "interesting" POV. I generally let the interesting bits slide, unless they're WAY over the top... at which time I'm not above removing what I consider an inappropriate comment.
I must say, that the carnival has inbred itself to the point where I don't even like looking at them.
When I go to a topless bar, my favorite waitress is the plump girl who jiggles when she walks. It's a complete body thing, not just a top-half or bottom half. I mean, hard bodies with glands down to their knees, or in someone elses 'space' doesn't do anything for me.
I'm sure I'm in a minority here, based on western culture. I've mentioned this before, but a woman has to have a good looking belly-button to be my favorite waitress. A belly-dancer type. Reality, of course, is that growing an eight pound object in one of your internal organs is going to modify your frame. But, I like the modified frame, and I like the way it jiggles.
I've always been attracted to women who had no use for pom-poms, crowns on their head, or ropes and handcuffs during sex.
ReplyDeleteWhat does the country do with these women when we are done with them?? Flush them down the toilet?
I hope so.
Oh, Anon... my Blog-Bud Moogie ain't gonna like THAT, she being a former U of Arkansas cheerleader AND as nice a lady... in EVERY sense of the word... as you'll meet anywhere. You certainly have a unique POV.
ReplyDeleteQuote, "They are so cute at that age!"
ReplyDeleteUmmm...uhhh....
ReplyDeleteWhere's Andy on this one?
OMFG doesn't even BEGIN to describe that clip. I WOULD have been ROTFLMAOPIMP, but I was too stunned to react. Unbelievable!.....no, sadly all too, too believable. My adopted home State of Louisiana does it again...setting new standards for embarrassing moments...how lol "smooth"....TOTAL lack of class...yea GODS!...ONLY Louisiana..
ReplyDeleteY'all owe it to yourselves to find a copy of the 1975 Bruce Dern movie Smile.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073722/usercomments
I first saw it at a drive-in with my second wife, in 1979. As funny as it was then, the pitch-perfect portrayal of teen-age beauty pageants didn't really sink in until I judged some high-school music contests in the '90s.
Even better is that it was set and filmed in Santa Rosa CA where I now live.
Heartily recommended.
Stupid bitch doesn't even know that the flag is backwards. Even a girl scout knows the stars go on the left. She needs a couple weeks on mort-duty to get it right.
ReplyDeleteI like creative people (being a left lobe brain type), as I guess opposites attract.
But the truth is, there are right lobe people who have no talent. This woman proves that.
Being creative, and a free spirit is no guarantee that you will be able to rap like a ho in da ghetto, but you can look like one easily.
Anon is right, the flag is backwards! Some of us geezers still care about that sorta thing.
ReplyDeleteNyuk!
ReplyDeleteAnd, she's a brunette, too. Sigh...
In all fairness to the young lady, I'm sure the Pageant encouraged a "silly" moment like this for the contestants.
In my experience, "most" Miss Whatevers are actually pretty talented, intelligent young ladies. Exceptions, of course, but on the whole, decent young women.
O. M. G.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else notice that she was out of breath after that invigorating exercise in . . . Something?
Considering all his rhetoric and intellectualizing, I'm thinking Anon may have a little trouble getting dates whose heads don't require a healthy covering with paper bag. (I guess there goes that "Moogie is a lady" idea!). Just sayin'.
Also, as Buck alluded, I'd like to point out that Moogie hails from Arkansas, not Louisiana. Arkansas pageant raps have a decidedly more whimsical air.
Quote, "They are so cute at that age!"
ReplyDeleteHeh. Yeah, and I think she kinda-sorta saved that rap from when she really WAS at "that age."
BR: Ask an ye shall receive!
ONLY Louisiana..
Oh, no, Virgil not by a long shot. I watched about six or eight of these things yesterday and found not ONE that made me go "cool!" or "Wow!" or something like that. Miss LA is typical.
Rob: Thanks for the tip. And you're a BRAVE soul to judge high school talent contests, given all the Stage-door Moms in this life.
Anon2: Dontcha think "bitch" is a lil strong? My grandkids read this blog... and even tho I drop an F-bomb here and there I'm usually pretty careful about gratuitous insults.
Ed: Flag etiquette is a lost art, unless you're a Boy/Girl Scout.
In my experience, "most" Miss Whatevers are actually pretty talented, intelligent young ladies.
I'll give ya that, Andy. And raise ya "driven" and "ambitious."
Moogie: I DID notice she was out of breath! Mebbe this was the 13th take, or sumthin'.
re: Anon. I believe there are at least three people commenting as Anonymous here, one of which is a woman. Each has a somewhat distinctive style I've come to recognize over time, including the one guy with the unique and "interesting" POV. I generally let the interesting bits slide, unless they're WAY over the top... at which time I'm not above removing what I consider an inappropriate comment.
Oh dear. I just saw Miss Arklansas over at the Haven.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll just go sit in the corner now and be very, very quiet.
Heh. I wasn't gonna bring that up, Moogie, thinkin' that you'd find it all on your own. And ya did. ;-)
ReplyDelete...too strong a word.
ReplyDeleteYes, I let my mouth/keys fly before my brain. Please feel free to moderate the B-word, the H-word.
There goes my new years language resolution #1...
Thanks, Anon.
ReplyDeleteUpdate!!! miss Arkansas was the first runner up! What can I say?!?!
ReplyDeleteWho won?
ReplyDeleteWV: pornall
...who won?
ReplyDeleteI'll give you a clue, she was blond, had more silicon than my bathroom repair kit.
I must say, that the carnival has inbred itself to the point where I don't even like looking at them.
ReplyDeleteWhen I go to a topless bar, my favorite waitress is the plump girl who jiggles when she walks. It's a complete body thing, not just a top-half or bottom half. I mean, hard bodies with glands down to their knees, or in someone elses 'space' doesn't do anything for me.
I'm sure I'm in a minority here, based on western culture. I've mentioned this before, but a woman has to have a good looking belly-button to be my favorite waitress. A belly-dancer type. Reality, of course, is that growing an eight pound object in one of your internal organs is going to modify your frame. But, I like the modified frame, and I like the way it jiggles.
Oof - Time to go swing by the bar! bye...
"...she was blond, had more silicon than my bathroom repair kit."
ReplyDeleteDid she win?
Again?
Well, Dang. This thread has taken on a life ALL its own. I had to google it, but... here's the winner. Youngest evah, for what THAT'S worth.
ReplyDeleteCute girl...and from fly-over country, too.
ReplyDeleteJoy Behar was a judge.
Sigh...