tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18232353.post5101799280142188346..comments2023-12-27T13:35:09.431-07:00Comments on Exile in Portales: HehBuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05319116022465066060noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18232353.post-58204479575331992772013-01-20T13:40:26.088-07:002013-01-20T13:40:26.088-07:00Now that is GOOD!Now that is GOOD!Buckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05319116022465066060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18232353.post-85959706425980861062013-01-20T13:13:27.991-07:002013-01-20T13:13:27.991-07:00OK, one more cow-boy joke, and then I'll quit....OK, one more cow-boy joke, and then I'll quit... <br /><br />A cowboy named Mark was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.<br /><br />The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?”<br /><br />Mark looks at the man, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, Why not?”<br /><br />The man parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his iPhone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.<br /><br />The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his iPhone that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his iPhone and, after a few minutes, receives a response.<br /><br />Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”<br /><br />“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Mark.<br /><br />He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.<br /><br />Then Mark says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”<br /><br />The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”<br /><br />“You’re a Congressman”, says Mark.<br />“Wow! That’s correct,” says the man, “but how did you guess that?”<br /><br />“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used thousands of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter you are than I am; and you don’t know a thing about how working people make a living – or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. ….<br /><br />Now give me back my dog.talons de cow-boynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18232353.post-49746629150814462652013-01-19T12:19:13.394-07:002013-01-19T12:19:13.394-07:00Yup... I've heard that one before, but it bear...Yup... I've heard that one before, but it bears repeating.Buckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05319116022465066060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18232353.post-90544737024675012902013-01-19T11:47:10.775-07:002013-01-19T11:47:10.775-07:00My favorite joke: An old Cowboy is sitting at a ba...My favorite joke: An old Cowboy is sitting at a bar...<br /><br />This young woman walks in and sees this old Cowboy sitting at a bar. She asks him if he is a "Real Cowboy" and he replies, well yes, I think I am. I rope cattle all day, I ride my horse across the range, and I love the smell of the great outdoors.<br /><br />The old man then asks what she is. She replies that she is a lesbian and can't keep her eyes off of women. She wants to have sex with every woman she meets.<br /><br />Well, she finishes her drink and leaves.<br /><br />This guy comes in and sits down. Looks over at the cowboy and asks "Are you a Real Cowboy?"<br /><br />The cowboy looks at him and says "I used to think so, but I just found out I was a lesbian"<br />talons de cow-boynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18232353.post-27332477482838535042013-01-18T18:24:35.580-07:002013-01-18T18:24:35.580-07:00Dunno about "classic," but it sure is GO...Dunno about "classic," but it sure is GOOD.Buckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05319116022465066060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18232353.post-25036146284143738922013-01-18T13:30:59.832-07:002013-01-18T13:30:59.832-07:00Heh.
What I'd call an "instant classic&q...Heh.<br /><br />What I'd call an "instant classic".OldAFSargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15935839956936191547noreply@blogger.com