... the way it SHOULD be done:
The ladies and gentleman (not pictured, he's doin' the bathroom as we speak) from Excellence House Cleaning do a fine, fine job. Much better than **I** ever do.
The ladies and gentleman (not pictured, he's doin' the bathroom as we speak) from Excellence House Cleaning do a fine, fine job. Much better than **I** ever do.
Their ad looks great.
ReplyDeleteMaybe when the dust bunnies are gone, you'll feel better?
I dunno about the cause-effect between dust bunnies and health, but I AM feeling better this morning.
DeleteHeh, when I was first dating my wife at USL in Lafatette, la I was staying in the guest house of a retired CONOCO Oil Co executive within walking dist from campus and right around the corner from my fave watering hole. I got the use of his maid free gratis (I think he loved it that I was around to drink with him and watch college football on Saturdays in the "big house" lol.) I didn't exactly hide the fact that I had a maid, but never thought to mention it to her. either. After we got married she said: "But I thought you were so neat!" (And I was compared to most guys) "You never told me you had a maid!" she exclaimed as if accusing me of false advertising, lol.
ReplyDeleteHeh. I have a similar story. TSMP and I were drinking coffee the morning after I got back from my first extended road trip as a civilian; I'd been gone about three weeks or so.
DeleteShe looks at me real serious and sez "I have a confession."
"Uh-oh," thinks I.
She goes on: "I used to think it was YOU that cluttered up the house and I had to follow you around all the time just to pick up and clean up after you. Well, you've been gone the past three weeks and the house STILL got messed up. It ain't you after all."
"Why, thank you!" sez I.
MY WIFE and I have often thought of hiring housecleaners, but we'd be embarrassed because our place is TOO cluttered.
ReplyDelete"Quick! Clean up! The maids are coming!"
DeleteTo quote you, A Man Needs a Maid. :)
ReplyDeleteMe and Neil!
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